Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
