I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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