He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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