he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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