no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
