My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You should frame my arrest warrant.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize