Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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