Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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