He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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