He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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