Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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