The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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