You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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