it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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