i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
