I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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