Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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