yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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