Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize