My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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