Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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