Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How's work?
Spinning.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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