Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My ATM looks so different sober.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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