I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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