Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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