So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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