Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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