their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am available for nakedness
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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