Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
