She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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