I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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