Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize