Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
im on a boat
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