can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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