he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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