1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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