if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He felt like a one man threesome
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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