We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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