Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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