you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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