your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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