Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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