so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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