we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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