if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
