We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Also, beer. Big fan.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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