Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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