this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i drank out of a bidet.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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