ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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