So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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