Non-Jews are for practice
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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